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Sun Jul 12, 2009, 5:15 PM
Whoever was in charge of making that "G-Force" movie, with the guinea pigs, please commit ceremonial seppuku in front of the Disney castle for what you have done. I haven't seen the movie, but I KNOW it's going to suck major monkey testicles, majorly.
If you haven't seen the trailer: [link]

Here's a list, on why this movie is doomed... actually, better yet... DAMNED:
1. Involves a High-tech, Ultra-tight-Nun's underwear-top-secret special team. A common cliche from the mind of the unimaginative writer.

2. Most unimaginative name for said team: EVER. G-Force? Really? Look bud, G-Force is taken, and it was my favorite anime during my childhood. It kicked so much ass, my Mom made me stop watching it. Way to take a title from a great show. Up yours Disney.

3. The animals talk using hip hop allusions, CONSTANTLY. Further description not needed.

4. One of the characters is has a Hispanic name. Not to be racist, but it's a trend that I see. If the writers just put a Hispanic in there, just put it in there, for no real good reason, the movie will suck. There's only one Hispanic in movies that I respect, and his name is Domingo "Ding" Chavez from the Clancy films, because he's a bamf.

5. Using the same Hispanic character, they made her into the tough-female. I'm sick of this cliche, because it opens the doors for moronic writing. Like she's going to be doing these "tough" things, then whines how she breaks a nail or ruins her hair! lololololololo*sexism*lolololololol

6. Trailer is littered with cliche writing, with nauseating acting. If I can tell that from the trailer, this movie is in trouble.

7. The plot involves a man who has technology to turn pieces of inanimate machinery into walking weapons of doom. I hope Disney has good defense lawyers.

8. Lastly, if a movie, is being hyped, by a rapper, with the name of Flo Rida, it's writing on the wall, that this movie, will commit, horrible, testicular, lickage.

This movie will suck more than Baby Geniuses. Mark my words.

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Didn't think you'd recognize me ah well.
ooooooooh! No I didn't recognize you lol. been awhile
Lol yeah, was seeing if you recongnized the icon of mine, since it does look like me and yeah it has


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